Me after being single for a while and seeing the dismal pool of available men

whatshouldwecallme:

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thefrogman:

I wasn’t able to track down the photoshopper, but I was able to find the original. Very well done. Especially the cloud reflection in the fuselage. 

Well… damn…

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God help whoever hires me after I graduate.

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k-lionheart:

thespockyhorrorpictureshow:

Okay this is now my FAVORITE GIF EVER.

SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE

k-lionheart:

thespockyhorrorpictureshow:

Okay this is now my FAVORITE GIF EVER.

SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE

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victoriouscrush:

This is the most menacing goddamn dessert I’ve ever seen.
Enjoy your delicious gigantic FUKKEN CANNOLI MACE.

This is relevant to both my interest in baking, and my interest in medieval weaponry.  Convenient!

Leave the gun, take the cannoli
and beat the living shit out of your enemies with it

desultoryjester:

argyle4eva:

victoriouscrush:

This is the most menacing goddamn dessert I’ve ever seen.

Enjoy your delicious gigantic FUKKEN CANNOLI MACE.

This is relevant to both my interest in baking, and my interest in medieval weaponry.  Convenient!

Leave the gun, take the cannoli

and beat the living shit out of your enemies with it

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deadly-dolly:

Love this

deadly-dolly:

Love this

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dirtylittledamsel:

the 11th commandment

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