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Polycoria - a medical condition of having multiple pupils in one eye.

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The only only only thing I dislike about summer is how quickly the days pass us by. I stayed up til 5 til today, totally accidentally and already I hear the morning birds singing and the night sky turning blue but it doesn’t feel like the day quite ended but it’s already Monday.

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“There’s no cure for being a cunt.”

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thebookdoctor replied to your post: thebookdoctor replied to your post: I tried an…
/shelves “high as balls” as vocabulary to use in future conversations

It works in so many ways!

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thebookdoctor replied to your post: I tried an illicit substance last night. And by…
u ok bro

Totally! I’m not high as balls anymore.

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I tried an illicit substance last night. And by try I mean “binged on”.

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I need a decent picture of myself and I can’t seem to find one. This is so tragic. How do I translate my apparent dirty sexiness into an appropriate looking photo?

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