It’s funny how when you’re a kid you can’t wait to open the next day on your advent calendar because it means one day closer to Christmas
When you’re older you dread opening the next box, because even though you get chocolate, it is counting down the days until your next final exam, due date, and eventual rush to buy Christmas gifts for all your relatives whom you forgot.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
It’s like cake, but scary and everywhere
THE TREES BOW DOWN BEFORE THEIR MASTER, THE SNOW CAKE, AS HE RISES AFTER CENTURIES OF IMPRISONMENT INSIDE A LAWN TABLE
There will come a time when the trees shall fall and the cake shall rise.
This might be somewhere in Alberta….?
Women are sharing their comebacks to instances of everyday sexism
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
the comments though
someone in the library just screamed in frustration and instead of shushing them as we’d normally do like four people just joined in the moaning
I know it’s trendy to fight the system and cry that we are all becoming slaves of technology, but this attitude overlooks that computers and phones are tools for communicating. When someone thinks I’m an idiot smiling at a machine, I’m actually smiling at my girlfriend who is 10000 miles away and whom I would have never met if not for these newfangled electronics. As they say: when the wise man points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger.
This is a topic that I’ve been wanting to tackle for a while now; much credit to this excellent post for bringing it to the front of my brain.