Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.(via)
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
This made tear up for real.
So I went to the police on Friday and after waiting for a whole bunch of time for them to finally get to me, I ended up giving my statement to a very respectful (and really hot) cop. I was surprised that I was treated with that level of respect and the matter was treated with delicacy. In fact, the first person I spoke to was a lady cop who actually used the words “lesson learned” when I told her about what happened and I wanted to be like BITCH PLEASE THE LESSON I LEARNED IS THAT I LIKE HAVING MULTIPLE-PEOPLE SEX AND THESE PEOPLE WERE JUST ASSHOLES FOR NOT ASKING FOR CONSENT TO FILM ME.
If anything my libido since that sex has been off the charts because the experience itself was liberating. What was terrifying is that someone took advantage of my vulnerability, filmed me without my knowledge or consent (which is called “voyeurism” and is punishable by law, thanks sassy lawyer!), and threatened me with it. I was worried about the drug use but both the lawyer and the cop dismissed it. The lawyer told me they would have to prove without reasonable doubt that it was drugs, which they cannot because the substance is no longer testable, and the cop literally said, “So you did a couple of lines, I think extortion is a much bigger issue here.”
So, some level of faith in the police has been restored. Especially since the cop told me that if I feel at all threatened I can feel free to call him and he would answer “even if I’m sleeping”. He also told me I have full control over what they do. He told me they won’t act on anything if I don’t OK it and if I don’t feel comfortable with it. So it’s nice to have that again—control and assurance.
Sooooo now I’m gonna go back to fantasizing about “hot cop” because daaaayuuuuuummm. Ugh, damn libido. So many handcuff fantasies. And I really don’t like the police, because y’know, it’s the police, and FUCK THE POLICE. But…can…can I actually fuck the police? This police should get fucked.
this is the cutest and i will never get over it no matter how many times i see it