Japan gets true love right
At least there’s one thing to be said about bad news, weight loss! Yay!
my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO
I have to spend the day pretending I’m just dandy. Fuck everything.
I thought April was bad. This month is worse. The worst. All these ups and downs, I can’t fucking handle them. The down is so much worse when the up is awesome.
i have a duty to the booty
I have been sitting here laughing for like ten minutes and it only seems to get funnier.
“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
I have never read something so real.
Omg, imagine being in the center of all that handsomeness, I can’t even handle it.
I had so much coffee and now I’m just crashing so hard and ah, it is the worst.